Nurse Ratched
9:50 Mon Aug 25
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Mate 9:44
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Mate
9:44 Mon Aug 25
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This thread reminds me of The Inbetweeners. Full of bullshit.
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Upton Fart
9:39 Mon Aug 25
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what a shit thread, by the way i love giving it, especially to posh tarts
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Son of Anarchy
2:38 Mon Aug 25
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Soldo has the final word on the subject
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Northern Sold
2:26 Mon Aug 25
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Tried it with the missus once (over rated for me... extremely painful for her)... not allowed anywhere near there now... don't blame her if I am being honest... took her years to get used to her front passage being violated never alone the unnatural experience of chucking the tube train up the Bakerloo line... not for me but whatever floats your shit
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Son of Anarchy
12:07 Mon Aug 25
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Nurse...
I dare say the father of your children is enjoying regular anal given he's in prison
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Eddie B
10:12 Sun Aug 24
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Then her sister turned up and we all had a massive dirty threesome. It was ace.
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Nurse Ratched
10:07 Sun Aug 24
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Of course she did, Eddie.
Real life is ju-u-u-u-ust like a porn film.
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Eddie B
10:05 Sun Aug 24
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An ex gf of mine used to cum so much more intensely when i was doing her up the 'arris. It was a wonder to behold.
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NewtonsPartyBag
9:33 Sun Aug 24
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LondonE3 I mean!
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NewtonsPartyBag
9:33 Sun Aug 24
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London is my new favourite poster.
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Gavros
9:32 Sun Aug 24
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My cock is like a fireman's hose and i can still jam it up women's arses. You just have to train them with butt plugs, lube and poppers.
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tobster
8:48 Sun Aug 24
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LondonE3 the only thing you were squirting at 15 were water pistols!
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Gentile
11:15 Sun Aug 24
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In the words if the great one and only Roy Ayres...
Ahh wanna kiss youuuu on your pooopooo la la
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Joe C
10:15 Sun Aug 24
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ILPD - thanks for taking over Walter Mitty duties while Turan is away
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Nurse Ratched
10:10 Sun Aug 24
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I really hope Mashed gets to see ILPD's post of 2:04.
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sanfrancis-co-uk
7:11 Sun Aug 24
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I want to hear what Alfie has to sat about this.
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ILOVEPAOLODICANIO
2:04 Sun Aug 24
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My penis is too large to have anal with a regular woman who doesn't do it regularly. I would do too much damage. If a bird were to ask me to put it there instead of her vagina it wouldn't be a turn on.
But if the man has a tiny cock who am I to judge if that is how the two of them like to roll? I am trying to steal a lesbian from her gf (shes not that bi) and I have offered to let her peg me whenever she can get away from her butch gf.
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LondonE3
1:58 Sun Aug 24
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I was probably let loose in the 'sweet shop' way too young. Going balls deep at 14 on a bird with the best pair of tits I've ever seen... followed by a year of her introducing her mouth to my cock which ended with me doing this bird up the bottle as if it was something normal - at 15 years of age.
I'll be honest, apart from the taboo factor, it's overrated.
A lady's FRONT bottom is best. Because...
You can't go like the clappers on a bird's harris. It won't lubricate itself. It's unhygienic. You have to bag up - even with the missus. And you're really not a porn star ( Unless you have both tooted so much powder that you really do think porno styleee sex is the way forward.... come on we've all been there)
And any bird that does arse to mouth is badly troubled.
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Son of Anarchy
1:31 Sun Aug 24
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Nurse...
Opout of the five WHOers you've fucked which one tended to your arsehole the best?
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Shin Chan
6:51 Sat Aug 23
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its all a gayish trick to get us into bum sex!
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